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[Jan. 1st, 2023|12:00 am] |
 I'll take you away, to my hiding place.
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| My new blog shop! |
[Dec. 31st, 2022|12:00 am] |
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I decided to open up a new blog where clothes are for sale!
Visit
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Anyone is welcome so SPREAD THE LOVE to all!! =)
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 10th, 2009|11:07 pm] |
* 40% of the worries never happen * 30% of the worries are over * 12% of the worries are about health * 10% of the worries are Trivial or Minor * 8% of the worries are Legitimate Worries*
* Out of this 8% , 4% are actually beyond our control.
The other 4%..turn it into a problem and solve it.
Really waste of your time worrying such nonsense. live it, love it! |
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| HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER |
[Aug. 5th, 2009|10:25 pm] |
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer
and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful, silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
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Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy
ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did
not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read:
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Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep
with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
She know best. =) |
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[Aug. 1st, 2009|07:39 pm] |
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There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative
Clement Stone. |
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